So granted a lot worse things could happen, but today is definately not my day.
Monday, go figure.
It started when I was getting dressed with finding a hole in my pants that would have been noticable in a not so great place. I had done a giant load of laundry the night before and everything else was wet. Which meant finding the time to mend my pants.
Next I drove off to work without my purse. No badge to get past security, no office key, no wallet with drivers licence, no gym card for after work. Turn around to retrieve it. Yep, I'm definately past the couple minutes late mark.
Back on track I'm in the car pulling out of my neighborhood when my normally spill proof travel coffee mug slips out of my hand, lid comes off, coffee everywhere, including on me. Go directly to home. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
Pull into work over an hour late. Definately not my day.